WEXTRA WEXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT!

rattlelibre:

so i got fired from this thrift store because the district manager had a vendetta for me, and well, less people working for a company means more money for the big wigs, and this thrift store we’ll just call “bad frank” isnt really a great company after all.  ive donated tons of high end skateboarding clothes there and shit, hundreds of dollars worth of shit anyway. ok so i went thrifting there  and found this art spiegelman reprint of MAUS volumes 1 and 2? and i tucked it in my back waist and walked out with it. later i smoked a big 2 gram blunt and got paranoid that they would identify me on camera stealing the book and i would be wanted for arrest. so i thought of all the options i had. i could shave my mustache and get a haircut hahaha, flee the state which i want to move anyway, or go to jail for the experience and then have an idea what it is to be a criminal and have all this inspiration about being a criminal and criminal shit. im not paranoid anymore because im not high and i really dont care and im excited to read these!!

spoilers: it’s a good book.