Photo 25 Apr 3,039 notes This reminds me of the other night at the bar I frequent(completely unrelated to whatever this gif is from probably, but whatever it’s my blog and I’ll cry if I want to):
Almost last call, two brothers (one is obliterated and has been flying around the deck and knocking over chairs all night, the other is more sober) were having an argument. I look up from my drink only to see the more sober brother lay out the wasted brother and hit him a couple more times. After that he started saying some really cliched drunk person talking to another really drunk person.
He said something really deep/kind of hilarious though: “You know why you hate everything? Because you hate yourself!” Everyone at the table I was sitting at/everyone else watching were taken aback at how profound this statement was, and we all continued to watch these two brothers pick each other up and walk to the bar. While this was happening, one of my friends sneezed, and someone almost immediately shushed him, to which everyone burst into laughter.
If I ever catch anyone putting that shit in a movie or something I will shit in your mouth and tell everyone that you stole it. 

This reminds me of the other night at the bar I frequent(completely unrelated to whatever this gif is from probably, but whatever it’s my blog and I’ll cry if I want to):

Almost last call, two brothers (one is obliterated and has been flying around the deck and knocking over chairs all night, the other is more sober) were having an argument. I look up from my drink only to see the more sober brother lay out the wasted brother and hit him a couple more times. After that he started saying some really cliched drunk person talking to another really drunk person.

He said something really deep/kind of hilarious though: “You know why you hate everything? Because you hate yourself!” Everyone at the table I was sitting at/everyone else watching were taken aback at how profound this statement was, and we all continued to watch these two brothers pick each other up and walk to the bar. While this was happening, one of my friends sneezed, and someone almost immediately shushed him, to which everyone burst into laughter.

If I ever catch anyone putting that shit in a movie or something I will shit in your mouth and tell everyone that you stole it. 

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